“You Have a Sugar Glider and a Pinball Machine” + More! – Missed Connection Thursday

It is that wonderful time of the week again where I take some of the "highlights" from the missed connection section of craigslist. Some are sweet, most are usually a little wtf and who knows? One might be about you!

I copy these exactly how they are written and include the link back to the post just in case you want to reply.

I know you read these. You always look hoping it's one for you - m4w

I remember you saying what's that you were addicted to looking at Craigslist missed connections so here we go. I want nothing more than a friendship but I did like chatting with you when we did. I dated your sister for a little bit but it did not work out for she chose to make a poor decision. it is what it is though.you have something that I really like if you know what this is what is it that you had that I like and commented on you can contact me if you would like to chat if not then I hope that you and your family are good. by the way just so you know I know that you always do look I'm here hoping that someone will notice you I just want you to know that you have always been noticed it's impossible not to

Biochemistry - w4m - 23 (CSU)

We sit near each other in Biochemistry. I've had a crush on you for awhile now. We had two classes together last semester and we chat back and forth. You are so sexy! I heard you today say that you and your fiance broke up, and I know that you must be feeling bad but when you feel bettr just ask me out lol. See you in class

Donuts in FRCC parking lot - m4w - 19 (FOCO)

We met doing spinning donuts in the FRCC parking lot. I thought you were really cute and would love to hang out sometime. I forgot to ask for your number and you drove off before I could catch you again. You were driving a gold Subaru. I had a small green SUV. Send me your phone number, I would like to meet again.

You have a sugar glider and a pinball machine - w4m - 21

We hung out after we played ping pong at Road 34's new bar. I think I left my jacket at your house and I have no way to contact you. I think you live near Drake and Overland but I can't really remember.
P.S. your pinball machine is awesome.
P.P.S. so is you sugar glider.

Agland Fuel/Gas Station - m4w - 21 (35TH Ave & 24TH Street)

You smile, and my day lights up. You know where I work and ask me about it each time I come in to by copenhagen. If you're single please send me a message.

I'll leave this brief as I don't want to embarrass you by any means. I'd like to take you to dinner sometime.

Cowboy up.

you make my chai extra hot - w4m - 21 (fort collins alley cat )

I go into the Alley Cat at least twice a week and I am always crossing my fingers to see you there. You have eyes that sparkle in sunlight and your smile brightens my day. I find myself making flirty eyes at you every time.I hope remember me.....

please contact me if you see this, my body yearns for you.

working at the bookranch - m4w (bookranch)

you are a hot chick working late night, i was the only one in there. was in a booth in the back watching a flick, noticed you starring at me from behind, not shy turned me on. wasnt do anything but sure thought about giving you a show. came out of room and we flirted awhile, no balls to ask you to meet elsewhere. if you see this hit me up

Cashier - New 7/11 - m4w - 26 (W. Fort Collins)

Hey, you are the cute brown haired Caucasian female cashier that works at the new 7/11 on prospect and overland trail. I come in most days and buy a drink. You always have such a pretty smile for me, and we flirt a little bit about life. You are truly beautiful and I'd love to take you to dinner sometime. If you give me a signal the next time you see me, I'll just ask you out! Maybe a wink or high-five?

#4 -tom +onion ez.sauce +chz - w4m - 19 (JJs Old Town)

You come in just about everyday and I think you're freaking adorable. Today I handed you your usual and you smiled wonderfully at me and said "Thanks, you're a doll." and walked out. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but something clicked in me and I have decided to know you better than just what you like to get from Jjs everyday.
The chances of you finding this on CL are almost non-existent, so if I don't find you here, I'll be writing my number on your sandwich next time you're in.