“You Checked My Whizz, I Checked Out Your Hair” + More ‘Missed Connections’ Thursday

It's that time again to pick out some of the highlights of the 'Missed Connections' section of our local Craigslist. Here are the ones from this past week. Who knows? One may be about you.  I have copied these exactly how they were written and included links back to the original post.

Hottest Guy In The World - w4m - 33 (Greeley)

This is seriously a long shot.... But we work in the same place. You were wearing a long sleeve plaid shirt today. You are Strikingly Gorgeous!!! I just wanted to tell you. I see you every day walk past me. And I try and eye you, but i cant tell if you even know that im watching you walk your every step LOL. Please email me back if you think this is you. And I hope to get the chance to talk to you someday.

The goodlooking mom at Sam's club - m4w (sams in Ft collins off Harmony)

I was in Sam's today shopping and a few times in the store saw this beautiful woman that had kids. I did not see a ring on your finger, and I know you caught me checking you out a couple times. I just wasn't sure how to break the ice and say hi to you. If you happen to read this and want to chat just send me an email :)

The lady who bought me breakfast - m4w

You bought me breakfast at the breakfast club Tue. and I wanted to thank you but I had to use the room and you disappered I was only gone for a short time so I had no time to meet you. PLEASE REPOND TO THIS. That was so sweet of you I would love to talk to you.
Jim

To the Guy Who Stole the 7-11 Girl's Phone - w4m (7-11 Harvard)

Seriously, dude...wtf!? How can you just steal someone's phone and then tell them you didn't when the video footage CLEARLY shows you taking it??

I just want everyone to know that a dude and his friend, in a dark blue convertible with beige top, stole a white Motorola M with a Wonder Woman wallpaper from a 7-11 employee.

Get a job, man.

FRCC Teacher - w4m - 27 (Ft.Collins)

I know that it's frowned upon to have relations in such a manner...but I don't care!...typically I do not go through such resources...but I've contemplated my other options and I'm still weighing them...but for now...I merely want to know if the feeling is mutual. That being said I think you are a handsome, well-educated, and charismatic man...as of now, I have a strong physical attraction to you. You are tall, 6'2ish, around 220 lbs, your an asshole, you say what's on your mind...and I like that! I am 5'2ish;), 125 lbs, long brown hair, green/hazel eyes. your first name starts with an "a".Tell me what you did before teaching in the subject line so I know it's you:) also tell me what letter the subject you teach starts with. It might be far fetched...but I'm going with it. Please know that confidentiality is important to the both of us.

long shot - w4m (fort collins)

Looking for my sons father. He deserves to know who you are. About 4 years ago you came to junction. I got pregnant and you split

You checked out my whizz, I checked out your hair - m4w - 36 (concentra FC)

So yesterday afternoon my lucky number came up for a random...You did the honors. I wont go into too much detail but we had the usual small talk and I commented on your killer hair. You gave a little history of how it got to looking so damn cool. As I was leaving I needed to call my company to see if they needed more paperwork so you let me use the phone. Seriously, what a hottie! If you are interested in a drink or ten, shoot me a msg. If not...keep it up, you look rockin!