Woman Passes Out On Porch, Shows World Her Goodies – Dumb Criminal Of The Day

I’ve been known to fall asleep in some fairly awkward situations (at concerts, at church, during meetings, etc.), but nothing as embarrassing as this Wisconsin woman did.

She fell asleep while sunbathing in on her front porch naked. She managed to end up in a position where just about every passerby couldn’t help but see her lady parts.

According to CityPages, this 56-year old woman claims that she walked around her house on a regular basis without any clothes on. And it just so happened that this particular morning her husband had locked the front door. She had gone outside, and when she realized the door locked behind her, she decided to lie down and get some sun and fell asleep.

After a few complaints police showed up and arrested the woman on suspicion of lewd/lascivious behavior.

Police, responding to a report of a naked, unconscious woman at about 6 p.m. that night, wrote in a criminal complaint that they found [her], "completely naked with her legs open exposing her genitals to passing cars and pedestrian traffic.”

Oh, and they said she was intoxicated. No shock there.

They also found that the back door of the home was not locked.

I wonder how much her neighbors property value just went down?

[CityPages]

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