The Bus, A Crazy Dream and a Thief

It's time for the highlights from the past week in Craigslist "Missed Connections".

One of these could be about you!

Today on the bus. - m4w (Fort Collins)

We were on the same bus today. All I can say is that you are absolutely outstanding, totally hot. You have reddish/light brown hair and you were wearing a pink skirt. You were sitting right behind the back door and I was sitting in the back row on the driver's side of the bus. When you got off the bus you walked into the student center. I locked my bike up and tried to find you but you were already gone.

If you see this and respond please tell me what bus we were on and what time of the day it was. I would love to meet you sometime.

The Bus

Waiting for skis to get mounted in Boulder - m4w (S. Boulder)

You were hanging out, killing time while your skis were getting mounted. You had on a brown "SoCal" brewery shirt and brown "trucker" hat. We chatted about tele-skiing and both had no idea what was going on in the football game. Ha! I believe you mentioned you live in Ft. Collins. You are incredibly cute and seems like we have a lot in common. I was being shy and didn't ask for your info (or even your name). If by some chance you see this, shoot me an e-mail and maybe we can get some turns in together this winter.

Skis

Beautiful Nurse at PVH - m4w - 20 (fort collins)

Allie,

I was in the hospital the other day, and you were one of my nurses. We talked about my tattoos, and music. I don't know. I thought you were beautiful. And honestly looked like my dream girl. I know this is a shot in the dark, but in the case you check these....if live to see ya, an maybe take you to dinner one day.

Nurse

Seth - Ginger kid (Ft. Collins)

You should be a couple years older than 21. You went to Bennett Elementary. You like pizza subs.

Okay, if you actually came across this. I have a message for you:

Do not go to california. You made me swear, in a dream I had last night, that I would tell you this, but I have absolutely no way of finding you since I don't know your last name and the last time we hung out was like 6th grade.

Dream

I see you on the #15 almost every morning - m4w (Fort Collins)

So as the title says I see you on the bus almost every morning... The number 15... Im heading home from work and I think your heading to school... We both ride to CSU and then each get on another bus... I smoke and you smoke... There are not too many people on the bus at that time and usually I am pretty tired from the night of work but I still think I catch you checking me out here and there... Little do you know I also check you out... I just try to not let you see it as I think your younger than me... Maybe too young... I am not normally into your type but there is something about you that I find cute and sexy... If you were older I would love to play with you...

The #15

Who the hell do you think you are?! (fort collins)

People who steal are the worst kind of people! I hope the person reading this the person who stole my jacket from Lush on Saturday night. Ya it is an awesome jacket, it was my favorite, but that gives you no right to take something that doesn't belong to you!! Do the honorable thing and message me and return it because I have everyone hunting for you. If you see someone (probably female) walking around in a bright purple jacket, please knock them out and get it back for me. I am on an unfortunate streak of people stealing from me and I'm really starting to loose faith in humanity so please help me restore it.

thief