Tattoos and Treadmills- ‘Missed Connections’

It is time yet again to go through this past weeks 'Missed Connections'. I try and find some of the highlights of the missed connection section in craigslist and share them with you. Some sweet, most odd. Who knows, one may be about you!

These are copied straight from the source and have included the links. I have made no changes to them at all.

Hottest Guy In The World - w4m - 33 (Greeley)

This is seriously a long shot.... But we work in the same place. You were wearing a long sleeve plaid shirt today. You are Strikingly Gorgeous!!! I just wanted to tell you. I see you every day walk past me. And I try and eye you, but i cant tell if you even know that im watching you walk your every step LOL. Please email me back if you think this is you. And I hope to get the chance to talk to you someday.

At the Beach Tanning Salon - m4w - 23 (Campus West)

I came into the ATB west of CSU yesterday around 2:30ish to cancel my contract. You were the attendent there who helped me. Long-story-short, we went from never having met, to thirty seconds later you had me taking my shirt off ;) and you never even told me your name. I came back a couple hours later to get it and ask you out, but I didn't see you at the counter. You seem like you'd be pretty fun to flirt, and mentally spar, with some more! Put the language of the tattoo you have on your wrist in the subject line.

On treadmill at Fort Collins Club

I just wanted to say that you looked damn good on that treadmill. You were rocking pink headphones and watching tv and you had this amazing back tattoo. I couldn't make out what it was exactly but it looked pretty awesome! I doubt you will see this but I just wanted to know how good you looked. I didn't really want to bother you at the gym with all the people watching. I probably would have looked the fool! Message me if you want to go out some time.

Dichromatic - m4w - 20 (Fort Collins)

You came into work today and you were gorgeous! I wish I had more time to talk to you but that's kind of how work is for me. You had brown bangs, a beautiful smile, and dichromatic eyes that we talked about for a little bit. You were really sweet and I'd like to get to know you better, and maybe take you out for dinner if you're interested! If you are, tell me what food place it was at and let's chat! :)

good looking gal - m4w (cafe athes loveland)

I think you are very pretty. I wasnt sure how to tell you that without it being awkward lol. If you happen to read this, you should email me. I was wearing a hat, hopefully that lets you know who I am.

smelling your hair in Albertsons - m4w - 50 (Albertsons)

You surprised me when I turned the corner and looked up. You were smelling your hair and I was awestruck. I want to stop and introduce myself but was afraid you may be to young. I cant stop wondering, what if.

Fellow Problem Customer - w4m (Target )

This isn't something I'd typically do AT ALL but was compelled to this time. We were at the same store tonight taking care of some things at the guest services desk at Target. I made a joke that you were being a problem customer too. We talked a little & I could not get over how good looking you were. You seeing this is such a long shot but just had to put it out there into the universe at least! I had my kid with me or I'd probably have asked if you wanted to grab a coffee or something. Instead I just tried to play it cool but after we passed you in the store later, my son called me on it. Oops! Anyway, if you do by chance see this, tell me what I was returning & what you told me you build in the subject line... Just trying to filter spam. Thanks!!