Take it from us; we've spent enough nights on the front line in Old Town. We put our local hangouts in terms we can relate to -- comparing them to guys we know.
With Pinterest-y engagement pics always clogging up my Facebook, let me say, being single sucks. If you're saying these things to your single buds, you suck, too.
Horrible Tinder dates and awkward Yik Yak encounters with fellow Rammies are so 2015. So how about making a way for your potential romantic candidates qualify to go on a date with you? If that makes for better dates, then please sign me up.
All my single ladies and eligible bachelors, put down your Tinders, and let's talk statistics -- and it may not be as great as what you just 'swiped right' on.