Instead of creating your typical hometown bar guide, our sister station from Grand Rapids described their local nightlife hangouts in terms we can really relate to -- by comparing them to guys we all know.

Take it from me and Scruggs; we've spent enough nights on the front line in Old Town either trying to dodge their advances, or trying to get them into the Pour Bros. photo booth with us. We thought we'd give it a swing, too.

If our Fort Collins bars were guys...