Smelly Connections and Math Girls- ‘Missed Connections’

Here are the highlights of last weeks 'Missed Connections' on Craigslist. I go through them and try to find the interesting ones and share them with you. Some funny, creepy, and occasionally there is one that makes you say "Awww." Who knows? one could be about you.

These are copied word for word and links are included.

Alley Cat Math Girl - m4w

You sat down one seat over from me at the bar, I smiled as you did, and you smiled back. You pulled out a math book and put on headphones and worked for a while before leaving. I smiled as you left, and you smiled back. The whole time you were there, I wanted to tell you I thought you were beautiful, or strike up a conversation, or something, but I didn't want to bother you. Now I'm really bothered by the fact that I didn't, so I wrote this.

fireman at Habitat - w4m - 45 (loveland)

Here goes nothing, I was at the loveland habitat today, and you struck up a conversation with me, about my granddaughter. You was asking me about my red hair. Thought maybe after our conversation, you might have asked for my number? but you didnt. I was going to ask for yours, but you left. Sooo here goes nothing. I hope you read this, and are not married, and would like to have lunch or something?

girl in blue dress - m4w (old town square)

I don't know if you are one to read craigslist missed connections, but anyways you were wearing a blue dress and smoking with your friend in front of the fountain by the bear and fish in the square. I was the guy in the purple sunglasses sitting with some friends smoking right next to the bear. If you are single and see this, please respond. I think we would hit it off pretty well.

King Soopers Gas Station - m4w

I was at the pump, it was windy as hell on Monday, April 8th. You were filling up next to me and started laughing at me because the wind was so strong and I was freezing my ass off. We kept looking at each other before you left. I thought you were cute and wouldn't mind flirting more with you. :) tell me what color my truck was and what you were driving. This is a long shot but you looked like fun!

Thursday's teacher - m4w - 40 (Front range)

I do not know if you'll read my post or not. Anyway, you're so beautiful and I love your character, I know that I'm older than you, but I feel that you're nice girlfriend that I'm looking for. Are you interested?

smelly connection gone.... - m4w - 22

We watched the game at the same place, and there was a funky smell in the air, and simultaneously we both smelled it and locked eyes.
You had that look like it was you, and I thought it was me. but it wasnt me, so now im wondering if it was you?
was it you? Just tell me. I need to know.