Sexy Bailiff, Cute Waitress and a Bike Collision – ‘Missed Connections’

Here are the highlights of the local 'Missed Connections' section of Craigslist.

These are copied just as they are written and links are included. Who knows, one of them could be about you!

I feel like we might have had a real connection - w4m (Lemay between Prospect and Drake)

I was headed South in the South bound bike lane booking it somewhere between 20-25mph and you were on foot headed North in the South bound bike lane. I'm not sure if you noticed me or not, I was the girl on the bike with two headlights, a blinky for visibility and a solid for seeing the street. I thought you might have noticed me as you were walking straight towards me but then you didn't move to get out of my lane. I think I probably clipped you with my handle bar, that's the only way I can explain the sudden departure from my bike. Anyway, my chin, both my elbows, my right shoulder and hand are all pretty busted up and there's bits of flesh stuck to the inside of my right glove. I'd really appreciate it if you'd email me, my baseball bat would really like to meat you.

Hey Bailiff - w4m - 24 (Fort Collins)

Hi Bailiff! I was in the jury pool today, but wasn't picked. You were the bailiff in my court room. You were incredibly funny. I sat near your desk and stole a few glances throughout the day - you had to have noticed I was more than just curious as to what you were doing. Once you caught me, and I was completely embarrassed. I was also a little disappointed that I wasn't picked for duty, because it meant that I wouldn't have the chance to see you again. If you want to grab a drink sometime or hang out, message me. I hope to hear from you!

Edora Park - Poudre Bike Trail - w4m - 23 (FoCo)

I was walking my dog, you were on your bike - shirtless - teal sunglasses.
I smiled because I mean, hello...hot half naked dude on a bike hahah. You smiled and waved at me, I was too bashful and glanced down at my dog.

I smiled all the way home - It made my evening!

Hopefully you'll see this and we can go on a bike ride together or something :]

old town waitress - m4w - 28 (fort collins )

I can't help but stare when I see you. I usually come in with a friend and have a few drinks at the bar as you wait tables, I wonder if you ever notice the look in my eye when I am looking at you. I want to know you I want it all. This is a long shot and I doubt you will ever see this and that's cool at least I got to say it if even just here.

jenna at the pourhouse - m4w - 25 (Loveland)

I have a huuuuuuuuge crush in you. I think about you everyday. I would love to be your boyfriend and take you out on fancy dates and what not.

you are my neighbor! - m4w (only you would know)

So I was out in my garage sitting on the phone and you were going to the store, you brought me back something and I was still on the phone dealing with some family stuff... If it wouldn't have been that I would have hung up and talked to you... Wish I would have had time but you went in your house right away... If you read this I would like to get to know you more... Hope to catch you outside again and maybe we can hang out sometime :)

The 2 women walking down taft around 2 am "You walk like a cat" - m4w (Loveland)

So im looking for the 2 women that were walking down taft Thursday Night/Friday Morning about 2 am....You said i walk like a cat and you thought i was on a skateboard cause i look like i glide....I didnt hit on either of you or get a phone number and names or anything because it was 2 in the morning in the middle of the street i didnt want to seem like some creeper. If you see this email me and tell me how old i told you I was if you want to talk