Police Arrest Naked Unicyclist [VIDEO] – Dumb Criminal Of The Day

There seems to have been a rash of nudity in my recent Dumb Criminals of the Day that continues today. Our latest story is from Texas where a 45-year-old man was arrested while trying to ride a unicycle across a busy bridge, completely nude!

There’s a piece of police evidence I’m sure no one wanted to touch.

According to KSHB, police had seen the man in question ride his unicycle many times before, but he’d always had clothes on. He had been reportedly causing a distraction for drivers and was falling into traffic.

We get another call that now the subject is naked so we go back out there and sure enough, he's naked as a jaybird, riding his unicycle across the bridge.

And get this; the man wasn’t under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. He claimed to be an unemployed teacher and was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

I’m guessing he won’t be teaching anywhere anytime soon.

Check out video of the story below.

The entire story begs one simple question -- why?!?

[KSHB]

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