Pantless Greeley Man Mows His Lawn – Dumb Criminal Of The Day

Nudity and lawn mowing do not make the best combo. But police in Greeley responded to calls about a man mowing his grass with no pants earlier today.

According to the Greeley Tribune, earlier today police received a call about a man mowing with no pants on. When they showed up at the house the man was lying in his lawn, ‘appeared to be intoxicated’, and had taken a nasty fall.

It sounds like the guy was wasted enough that he didn’t even know his pants had fallen down. And because he hadn’t planned to pull down his pants he wasn’t charged with anything.

At least he wasn’t doing any weed-whacking.

[Greeley Tribune]

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