Oh Boba Fett and a Stolen Bike – Missed Connections

Here are the highlights of the missed connections section of craigslist. They are copied just as they are written and who knows? One could be about you!

Jaw-dropper at Sprouts - m4w (Lemay)

You are unbelievably gorgeous. You were wearing a white tank, black shorts, sparkly sandals. Your hair is dark, dark brown, almost black. You reminded me of Mila Kunis, but somehow, impossibly so much more beautiful. You were checking out at the same time as me, and we passed each other as we left the parking lot. You were in a white Jeep Grand Cherokee. I haven't been able to get you out of my mind, since I first walked in the store and saw you. My heart nearly beat out of my chest. I'm sure you have no recollection of me, but my god, what I would give to sit across from you at dinner... I'm traveled, I've seen some of the most beautiful things in the world, but few compare to you.

Gave me a deal on Black Ops II - m4w (foco)

Dont want to burn your spot,but you know who you are,thanks for dropping the price ;)
Might seem like cheap guy,but really not,you know how it is,lol.
Thank you though for doing so,say hi sometime and say where I got this game....only you know,lol.I will be in there again to give ya trouble,lol.

Girl with baby blue booty shorts OMG!! - m4w (Shields/Harmony)

Was driving up towards taft about 10am and you were outside,just wanted to say I got to see how sexy you look in those shorts,I know and you know why,email me ......again have to say you looked SEXY!!!I wanted to honk but seemed wrong but would like to talk....hit me up!You also looked like someone I may know.

Oh BobaFett <3 - w4m - 25 (Slave I)

Curious as to where you are...
Is your heart still beating?
So many things left unsaid.
Even if I apologized every day for the rest of our lives, it wouldn't be enough.
...but I fantasize all the time about coming up there.

I know you will see this...& you will know that it's me.

Guy Manager at DSW - w4m (Fort Collins )

Hello,

Does anyone know the guy that is the Manager at DSW in Fort Collins? Wondering if he is single? He is way Sexy!!

Thanks :)

Green shorts and spray paint - m4w (Old Town)

I am curious what you would need spray paint and an axe for?

Lunch sometime? Or we could go for icecream!

Really? Come on.... First off, it's a child's bike. The frame is heavy, the rims are bent, the spokes are loose, you can't roll it backwards or the chain comes off. It's supposed to be a ten speed, but can only hit 5 gears. It's got 24 inch road tires which aren't even produced anymore. The seat is off of a mongoose from 20 years ago. My bike lock is still locked to the handlebars!! You can't even part it out (trust me I tried). No bike shop will take anything from that bike and no one in their right mind will buy that piece of shit. It'd be super cool if you could just put it back behind my house where you stole it from. Its like my special ed baby that I ride to and from work every day. I've learned to cope with its deformities and make it work for me. I'd really like to have it back...
-Vivian
P.S. If anyone sees this bike around FoCo, or the frame or parts, please let me know!! Remington and Pitkin is where the bike was stolen from.
P.P.S. I am aware I'm posting this in missed connections, but who actually looks at the lost/found section??