Next Time I’ll Bring My Knife – Northern Colorado Missed Connections

Each week seems to be getting weirder and weirder. Here are the highlights of the local missed connections. One of them could be about you!

Burger King - m4w - 23 (Loveland)

You work nights at burger king in Loveland. You are very cute. I would love to get to know you more but im a pretty shy guy which im not proud of. Its the voice in the back of my head saying "she's too gorgeous, she has a boyfriend." Thats holding me back.

Anyways, I want to hang out. We can do whatever as long as we are enjoying each others company.

Email me and try to describe me, by that I mean say who you hope this is. What kind of vehicle do I drive and what do I do for work? You know both of these. Hope to hear from ya.

You come into my work - HDepot - m4w - 24 (FoCo)

We talked again today about how your building your vegetable garden, I got the impression you didn't have a boyfriend but its not exactly like I'm able to ask you out while I'm working.... Would like to see you again.. and not while at work. If you do see this hit me up, Put what you were buying today in the subject line.

Blonde at Loveland DMV - m4w (Loveland)

Enjoyed our conversation the other day while waiting to get license plates. Never got your name. You were #36 in line, I was #37. You forgot to get your emissions done so you had to leave. You gave me your number and said I was nice! Been thinking of you ever since. Hope you see this! Would like you to take me to Starbucks and teach me about coffee. lol

beautiful mail lady - m4w (loveland)

You beautiful lady deliver my mail just up the road from the cop shop. I have never really had any issue talking to women. l normally just spark a conversation with ease. With you I choke, I just can't find the words. So I will start here. Im ask if you would aloow me to find out if your as sweet on the inside as your looks are. If you are attached I understand and I if your just not interested its kool, I will leave you alone. If by chance you might be drop me an e- mail. So Whats up buttercup think you would be well to give me a chance.

next time ill bring my knife - w4m - 37 (loveland )

Ok so there probably isnt a next time...and that's okay. We hit it off so well I thought...can you please just tell me why you disappeared? We had six dates (or more) and I wAs falling so hard for you. I've never dated a famous guy before...;) I was so scared you would break my heart and that's exactly what you did...I can't stop thinking about you...I keep watching the video I took of you on our way back from Estes. Pathetic I know. Chances are you will never see this...but who knows...we did meet off craigslist. All I want to know is why you disappeared. You deserve to be happy and if that means being with someone who is falling for you so hard and we have so much in common then so be it...don't run away...don't let the age difference scare you. Love is love. And I want to be famous too ;) I miss you.

wow I really like you - m4w - 30 (You know)

So we work together and I like you so much for more reasons than you can think of. I'm sure you won't find this but if you do here are a couple hints...I got you the job before meeting you. ..I'm not "your type"...I've saved your ass more than one time covering for you...I truly care about your complete happiness in all of life's ups and downs and I think we share similar struggles...If you happen to see this please let me know how you feel. ..I can take it