Man Wanders The Streets of Minneapolis in Nothing But High Heels – Dumb Criminal of the Day

The first line of the story from the Southwest Minnapolis Patch sums this up perfectly,

A Maple Grove man recently redefined the Scenic Byway in Southwest Minneapolis.

Police reported seeing a man walking along a major intersection wearing a pair of high heels...and nothing else.

The man allegedly ran when he saw police coming for him and escaped in his car, but authorities tracked him down a short while later.

To make your mental image of this a little more complete, keep in mind that this guy was 63 years old.

He was charged with indecent exposure and also had an outstanding warrant. He was also treated for cuts on his feet. High heels are not the most sensible shoes to wear when running from the cops.

Not that walking around busy streets in the buff is any more sensible.

[Southwest Minneapolis Patch]

Picture by infomatique, Flickr.

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