Man Assaults Women With Sword & Sandwich – Dumb Criminal Of The Day
It’s been awhile since the state of Florida showed up in the Dumb Criminals Of The Day, but today it’s back with a medieval vengeance.
A Florida man is accused of attacking two women with a sword and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
According to UPI, a 50-year-old man got upset when two women started banging on the side of his trailer.
The women say that the man jumped out of the trailer and tried to poke one of them in the stomach with his sword (she was pregnant at the time). They say he then smeared a peanut butter sandwich over the other woman’s face.
Whey he came out brandishing a weapon of old and something off the lunch menu will forever be a mystery.
Police showed up and arrested the guy, and he responded by taking a bit bite out of the padding inside the patrol car.
Maybe he should have saved his sandwich for his ride the jail.
Picture by trekkyandy, Flickr.