My husband and I have been catapulted into a world where WE ARE all the jokes and the worst case scenarios. Our 4-year-old daughter is a full force bold personality and our 18-month-old twin boys are crazy and full-on boy. We hardly go anywhere if it means we'll be indoors. It's just too unpredictable. The other night (probably our last at a restaurant for awhile), twin boy #2 threw a "big person" fork across the room and almost hit an old lady, while twin boy #1 grabbed the salsa and dumped it all over the floor. And night-time, forget it. No one can even understand what a circus act it is each night. This comedy bit by comedian Michael McIntyre captures the great no-kids people versus the people with kid realities.

Kama is author of Motherhood Without Warning. Find More Here.


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My name is Kama and I'm a Mom...and that just freaks me out sometimes. I'm a bunch of other things that used to seem really important, but somehow being a Mom blurs those other things into mush. I have a 4 year-old daughter and 1 year-old twin boys. Everyday I have a "holy s**t, I can't believe I'm a Mom" moment and those get shared here.

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