Denver Woman Bites Two People In The Neck – Dumb Criminal Of The Day

We’ve heard so much about zombie-like attacks lately, but don’t forget about the vampires!

A Denver woman was convicted of attacking two people in a convenience store by biting their necks!

According to CBS4, the 30-year-old woman entered a convenience store, groped a male customer and then bit him on the neck. She then proceeded to bite the female store clerk’s neck too.

Judging by her punishment, I can safely assume she was whacked out on something and wanted to let her inner-vampire out.

She was arrested, convicted and sentenced to 30 days in jail, 60 days of in-home detention, drug and alcohol treatment, mental health treatment and anger management treatment.

And I say she’s never allowed to watch True Blood again.

[CBS4]

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