Cute UA Chick and Gravity – Missed Connections

Here are the highlights of the local missed connections.

One of them might be about you!

hot girl/lady at Kings - m4w (kingscooper)

I saw you in the store near the check out, and out in the parking lot headed toward some cars/suvs. If I wasnt in shock of how hot you are I might of been able to speak to you. I did not notice a ring, but I might be mistaken, either way please email me if you want to chat or whatever

UA chick...LoL - m4w (Fort Collins)

Awkward.....lol

To hell with it........soooo I was in the waiting room when you first arrived to work and thought you were stunning. I came into the office to sign some paperwork when I saw your tatt. We talked briefly about them and I left. Walked away thinking your eyes were so beautiful blue so I called but got your coworker. The bro angle didn't work so I couldn't find out if you are single.

I am interested in taking you out to talk more. I also need to get my arm banded so hit me up! Promise it will be a real pisser!

Lowes checkout guy - w4m - 23 (Harmony)

You are one handsome fella. It's always hard to figure out how to let someone know you're interested when you just meet them for a minute. I would love to get a chance to talk to you again. You were playing with the dogs while we talked. I know your name from your nametag. If you think this could be you, tell me your name and what breed my dog was. I know my chances are small but I figure why not try.

You were dressed as Steve Zissou, I, the King of Carrot Flowers - m4w - 23 (Wellington)

I saw you, at a party, I think it was Jaime or maybe Robert or something like that hosting it, idk. There was some creepy old dude there like buying drugs or something, idk. I was dressed as the king of carrot flowers, which I thought was kinda cute, but no one got it except you, and you really loved the name tag I had that said ""Part II"" which I thought was a nice touch, and I guess you thought so too, idk. Anyway, we talked for a minute and I Thought you were, like, GREAT, except I was kinda trashed and so I tried to make a joke about being the leopard shark from the movie and I guess what I tried to do was something along the lines of "rawr ima eat your friend" but it came as something like "raaaaaahhh ima eat out your friend" followed by maybe a little vomit which I guess was a turn off, idk.

Anyway, lets get wine and talk politics, yes?

gravity - m4w - 26

I just saw gravity and you were enjoying space with me from across the hubble. We were sharing oxygen while relaying messages across the universe, your recycled air was stale and sweet, the caramel glow of your skin inside your space suit produced a buttery aroma that made me want to take the escape pod to the snack stand for another small popcorn; lets travel the galaxy together and find a new planet to populate.

R

YAY YAY!