Florida Crook Steals Puppies By Stuffing Them In His Pants

Is that a puppy in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

An Orlando man is wanted by police after surveillance video showed him stuffing stolen puppies down his pants.

According to Click Orlando, the video footage showed our guy stealing an $800 pug from its crib at a place called The Puppy Shop, then shoving the animal in his pants before making his exit. He than came back again and did the same thing to a $750 miniature dachshund.

What a jerk.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen how much puppies like to chew on things and they have sharp little teeth. Shoving one down my pants seems like a terrible idea.

[Click Orlando]

  Listen at 3:50PM for the DUMB CRIMINAL code word and enter it here to win.