Boat Thief Tells Police His Name Is Peter Pan

Note to self: When using a fake name with authorities, using the name of one of the most recognizable names in children's literature is a bad idea.

According to UPI,  Massachusetts police found the 27-year-old man with a stolen, 28-foot boat in the Charles River. When they asked for his name, he told them he was "Peter Pan," and that he owned the boat.

Both of which were pretty flagrant lies.

Silly boat thief, you can't get to Neverland with a boat...you fly "second star to the right, and straight on till morning".

[UPI]

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