Bad A** Chicks at Gym and Bong Water- ‘Missed Connections’ Thursday

It is that time again where I pick out some of the more interesting "Missed Connections" from good ol' Craigslist. So sit back, relax and lets read some interesting points of view of people who have "missed" each other. Maybe one is about you?

I have not modified these at all. I have included the links as well.

KingSoopers 29th St...60ish Lady - m4w - 65 (Loveland)

You were shopping at King Soopers and caught my eye. You have sandy blonde hair, wearing jeans, dressed nicely, and we finally made eye contact and smiled at each other by the pharmacy as you headed for the checkout stands. Me: waiting in line to pick up a prescription, buzzed hair cut in a black leather jacket and jeans. You look like my type and I didn't notice a wedding ring. I am a widow and wood like to make contact with you.

Cute Girl in V6 Accord Coupe - m4w - 23 (18th and Taft)

You were turning onto 18th and I was turning onto Taft. I do believe you might have blown me a kiss? I know its a long shot but feel free to send me a message if you see this. -Guy in the blue car.

The bad ass Redhead at 24hr - m4w (24hr Fitness)

So I wouldn't really call this a miss connection since I am to shy to say hi to you, but you were the bad ass redhead working out with the trainer today. I was blown away by how beautiful you were and how much of a bad ass you were. I doubt you will read this or anyone that know who you are but if you/they do I hope we can talk lol.

You helped snow-off my truck - w4m - 25 (Timberline Church)

I wanted to say thanks again and I feel bad I never caught your name. That was really sweet of you. I said I'd be there next week, but I won't. I'll be out of town. Hope you see this. Maybe we could go to lunch or breakfast?

I have no idea if you're even still around...maybe you moved back home. We dated a couple years ago, things were great! You made me feel like i was the only girl in the world...until you cheated on me with your neighbor! I tried to get past it but couldn't... But i still constantly think about you...This is probably the dumbest thing ever, but i forgive you, and just wanted you to know that...

Ok, so forgive me for potentially being creepy, but today I saw the most beautiful, regal , and completely mesmerizing woman today. I left you a note and hope it made your day. Should you see this, doubtful, and are curious as to what I thought about you I could definetly meet you for coffee...

To the guy who drank my bong water! (.??????)

YOU : hitchhiking north on college
ME : I picked you up and drove you home.

I drove you home and you lived across the street from me. We laughed and then went to my place to smoke up. We were really high playing my ps2 when I got up to use the rest room. When I came back you had left and my bong was empty. Not the bowl but the water in my bong was gone. I checked the floor to make sure you didn't spill it and the floor was dry. I know you didn't dump it down the sink because I checked and I would know because I have been keeping that same bong water for three and a half years! I loved that bong water! I was saving it for a raining day when I would drain that water and get all that sweet sweet marinated resin. But now it's gone and I have nothing for that raining day. Did you get sick? How are you doing? I would go over and check on you but I don't know which apt you live in. Hit me up if you see this you know where I live.