Avoid Extremely Tall Norwegian Men + More- ‘Missed Connections’

This past week had a lot of short and to the point missed connections and one really long one that rambled. Here are the top missed connections from Craigslist Northern Colorado from this past week. One may be about you!

These are copied just as they are written.

Amy from Cactus Canyon - m4w - 22 (Greeley,CO)

It's been a while since I've met someone I've clicked with. I won't try to force anything because i respect that you are in a relationship. But hopefully you feel something for me too. Maybe in the future I'll get a chance to show you how i feel. Oh and sorry i dropped you lol

At the courthouse - w4m - 30 (Greeley)

I saw you today at the courthouse, you were in uniform and very handsome. I was unable to talk to you but wish that I could have. Let me know if you have any idea who I am or why I was unable to you. Thanks!

I gave you a ride home - w4m (drake/coll)

You could not ride your bike, so i gave you a ride home. hope everything worked out for you

You fell off Your Bicyle at the Stoplight - w4m - 189 (Prospect & Taft)

You looked pretty enraged that you fell off your bike at the stoplight. It's okay bro, I've fallen too. Well...not in the middle of the street, but I've been there man.

To the Guy Jogging with blood on his tank - w4m - 1374 (Fort Collins)

What was up with the blood?? O_o Just curious... and why were you jogging so nonchalantly?

Pf Changs... - w4m

I met you when you were in training for your new job at pf changs. I was having lunch with some friends. You were working near our table, and i couldnt take my eyes off of you. You looked over...i think you saw me. I havent been able to stop thinking of you. Your tan skin, dark eyes, and bright smile. Im small, blonde, and have a tattoo of a willow tree down my arm. Email me your first name so i know it is you.

 

Pulling weeds 1268 - m4w - 40 (Fort Collins)

I will drop by any morning and help with those weeds.. Just drop me a note and let's discuss the details.

gas station smile and wave : ) - m4w (loveland)

Fri. around 11:00 am at the gas station on 287 and Lincoln. You were the cute girl in a bright shirt driving the (blazer or suburban) ??? I was checking out you, not the car. (sorry) Ha Ha. You have a beautiful smile. You look like a Fun girl. I should of asked for your number. But I just watched you drive away.
We were in the truck and trailer, Tell me what was on the trailer or the color of the truck.

Emma, I wasn't lying. Here is your missed connection post! - m4w - 25 (Fort Collins)

First Crown Pub, then Jimmy Johns. Sometimes its just destiny, no? Your amazing Fortlandia t-shirt, our amazing personalities and just over all charming demeanor. Oh, what could have been if only your boss was an actual BOSS. Alas, I regress. I will leave you with these parting words of wisdom as well as hope for the future. Always drink with a buddy because drinking alone is sad :*(. Watch your mouth around young children... I know its hard and there is just something so adorable about a 3 year old saying naughty words but I've come to learn that parents usually take offense to you cursing at their children. Avoid extremely tall Norwegian men... in fact avoid extremely tall foreign men in general. I hear most are pretty crazy and slightly obsessive. And last, but not least, your hope for the future. If you ever encounter an awkward situation like the one you found yourself facing last night with the previously mentioned, extremely tall and slightly obsessive foreign man, I can say with much confidence that I could toss you over my shoulder and run fairly quickly. My other friends are rather good at distractions. In the immortal words of Mike Meyers, "Party on Garth."