Amazing Smells, Bad Drivers and Garbage Men- Missed Connections

It is time again for the highlights of Craigslist Missed Connections from right here in Northern Colorado. Who knows, one could be about you.

These are copied just as they are written.

 Oak St. Beauty! Close to Library - m4w - 35 (Oak St. FoCo)

You are an older lady and I see quite a bit as I work across the street from you. You are sexy as all get out!!! Someday you should say hello. I drive a blue SUV. Hope to hear from you.

 Ram truck 111x1 - w4m - 45 (loveland)

Hey mr. you are not so tough in your ram truck!
Like picking on nurse's ? 
like beatting on women?
you like speeding up on people when they need to get over?
You like being a jerk! 
Come meet your match old man!!!!!!
I want to show you what its like to mess with a REAL WOMAN !
Im not some little girl you can bully!!!
meet up with me you low life depends wearing old man . 
I am sure the is a bed for you in the old folks home where you belong.
and your newer Tan Ram dodge truck plate number 111x ( the police have your whole plate number) .. enjoy it while it last.......
So DB you done F up. You messed with the wrong family!!
dont be surprised when other cars are now agressive towards you.. 
you will be dead soon old man,. so maybe you should TRY to be a better driver and kinder to people .. other wise karma will show you the error of your ways.!!!! just saying old man change your evil bad driving ways!!

Garbage Man - w4m - 26 (My cul-de-sac. Timberline)

I saw you this morning as I was hurriedly running out the door, late for work, with an armful or cups. When I looked up to see you I was shocked by how good looking you are, and couldn't help but to awkwardly stare at you. So, sorry about that! But I wanted to thank you for distracting me long enough to remember that I forgot a spoon for my breakfast, and also for the pleasant morning view! I'll make an attempt to run late on Tuesdays and Fridays more often from now on! ;)

~The cul-de-sac gawker~

 amazing smell - m4w - 34 (fort Collins)

GM.I'm not sure if you'll see this.. I came into ur work last week first thing in the morning and you smelled amazingly great, saw you again a couple days ago to drop and pick something up. I was exited that you remembered me and think you might have blushed when we spoke. If you're interested in getting some coffee or a bite to eat let me know what I brought in and what I came to pick up so I know its you.J

 Horsetooth reservoir parking lot - m4w - 27 (Fort Collins)

I drove up to Horsetooth Reservior and pulled over at the little parking lot (see map). I was just relaxing trying to gather my thoughts as I was having a horrible (understatement) day. I looked over and saw you in your newer model nissan xterra, black with CSU tag on the back window. You were so beautiful. Younger, blonde hair a jacket with possibly a pink shirt on, jeans, and boots. You got out and sat on the rail and were playing on your phone for a bit. I didn't have the guts to come talk to you and I'm dreading it every day. I also kind of figured you were meeting someone there so I didn't want to intrude. But I was wrong and after a few minutes you got back in your car and were off. I am so curious what you stopped there for and just wanted to know who you are.