Woman’s Car Breaks Down On Way To Date, Man Threatens Her Car, Dog and Couch Via Text

No one knows the way to every woman’s heart, but I’m pretty sure threatening her, her house and her dog via angry text messages and sticking a knife in her siding is probably not the way to earn a second date.

According to Komo News, a Seattle man and woman had been set up by a mutual friend and had plans to go out on a Saturday night. The woman’s car broke down on her way to the rendezvous, so called a friend and waited to get picked up.

In the meantime, she was a no-show at her date and Captain Romance went a little berserk. He started sending her text messages that included:

I swear to god if your [expletive] with me I will steal your car and melt it down to [expletive], then busy in your house and [expletive] on your [expletive] couch, paybacks a [expletive] keep playing [your dog] home alone.

As you can see he wasn’t very eloquent, and his auto-correct probably changed the meaning of a few of those texts.

Bast case scenario: This guy's quirk is some severe anger issues.

But it gets worse, when the girl did get home, she found that someone had gotten into her house, taken one of her large kitchen knives and stuck it in the outside of the house.

That’s not quirky, that’s downright terrifying.

I’m guessing there will be no date number two.
Police are investigating for possible stalking and burglary.

[Komo News]

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