Woman Smuggles $31,000 in Stomach

That is a lot of "dough" to eat! ZING! Anyway, she more than likely had it put in her stomach by surgery. I am getting ahead of myself. This woman was arrested at Panama's International Airport when she tried to enter the country with the cash in her stomach.

"But how did they know she had the money if it was in her stomach?", you may ask. Well, that much in your stomach isn't going to sit right and she was projecting some suspicious behavior. The cops detained her and did an x-ray which revealed the money.

The have recovered 39 different bundles as of right now and are waiting for her to expel the rest at a hospital in Panama. That is a very "crappy" job for whomever has to count that money.