Watch The Hilarious ‘Dumb Ways To Die’ Video [VIDEO & LYRICS]

My wife pulled this video up for me on her phone and had me rolling on the floor laughing. It's nothing but fun, cuddly cartoon characters singing and demonstrating dumb ways to die. (It's graphic, but not 'ewww...gross graphic, it's more cute than anything.)

The best part is the moral of the whole video is..."Be safe around Metro trains." Most of these adorable characters' deaths have nothing to do with trains, but the message is still the same. There are a lot of dumb things you can do to end your life. Don't do dumb things.

I'll have to remember to not dress like a moose on hunting season or use my private parts as piranha bait. I think my favorite has to be the little blue guy that sells both his kidneys, ha ha!

Dang, this is a catchy little song!

[Dumb Ways To Die Website]

Check out the lyrics:

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicines that’s out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

 

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

 

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

 

Keep a rattlesnake as pet

Sell both the kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of superglue

“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

 

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

Be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

In case you were wondering, Metro is Melbourne Australia's rail service.