It is always a crap shoot when you log onto your social media pages and see what the world around you is up to. Often times it's rainbows and unicorns and other times it's encrypted messages and pictures of their food. Here are the top five status updates for Wednesday.

Facebook Status Updates ThinkStock
Facebook Status Updates ThinkStock


  • I honestly don't know anymore...
  • Mountain Dew is definitely a weakness of mine
  • ...April already, well... here goes!
  • Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat
  • Hump Day! Anyone need a mid-week drink?

There are a million to choose from, some were just didn't make any sense and others were well, stupid.

It's your turn... what are the top five Facebook status updates on your feed?


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