Next time the power goes out, or you're stranded somewhere (like "To Hell You Ride," for example...,) or you're just trying to pass time on the job, you can always make up your own slogans for towns around Colorado. Until then, you're sure to stay entertained with these real ones!
I treated the solar eclipse the way I treat a football game. Took a look at the beginning... tried to be there for the best part... and listened around me to hear how it turned out... but never sat down to watch it, nor did I go out of my way.
When you buy a new freezer, you never really expect to discover someone's past 'frozen in time' next to your precut veggies and microwaveable pot pies - but that's exactly what happened to one unfortunate freezer buyer in North Carolina.
After reading these, I think our law enforcement do not get nearly enough credit. Here is the latest Greeley-Evans Crime Log that will have you laughing out loud and going "what?" all at the same time.