Drunk Driver Arrested With Zebra in Front Seat- Say “What!?”
I honestly have nothing witty to say right here because this is pretty ridiculous. A man in Iowa was arrested after he failed a field sobriety test. The man had a blood alcohol level of .14, and did I mention that he also had a zebra and a macaw in the front seat? What is this 'Madagascar 4: Bar Animals'? Look, I did have something sort of witty to say!