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You could be breaking the law right now and not even know it - but chances are, neither does the local law enforcement!

I have met some people that have been annoyed with squirrels and I have seen people put the sheet metal on the trees to keep the squirrels away, but this guy didn't like them at all.  Richard Baird, from New Jersey, didn't like that squirrels were entering his home through a hole and when patching that didn't work he decided to put peanut butter on a tree as bait and pull out his BB gun.

I honestly have nothing witty to say right here because this is pretty ridiculous. A man in Iowa was arrested after he failed a field sobriety test. The man had a blood alcohol level of .14, and did I mention that he also had a zebra and a macaw in the front seat? What is this 'Madagascar 4: Bar Animals'? Look, I did have something sort of witty to say!

I have heard of people hating their significant others parents, but I think this guy went a little far. The 53-year-old Florida man is facing a battery charge for allegedly shoving his ex-girlfriend’s mother inside a fold-out couch.

This is one of those instances of somebody not fessing up to what really happened. The 15-year-old, who is a fan of the "Twilight" movies, had bite marks on her neck from engaging in a "Twilight" inspired role playing of "fantasy biting" with a 19-year-old...

I have heard about people getting into fights over stupid things before, but never over there not being enough room in the freezer. Well, that is what happened in Louisiana. A 47-year-old woman got upset when she tried to put a mixed drink in the freezer and there was not enough room...

We have heard a lot of stories of dumb criminals being caught because they either left their phone behind or took pictures with it, but this guy decided to take "leave your phone behind" to a new level. The 25 year old man broke into a Maryland home and while he was there he decided to charge his phone...

No, they didn't use their GPS for directions to go to church, that would make for a very boring blog. They actually drove into the church.

Sign these guys up for a chance to be the dumbest criminals of the year. Five teens broke into a house in Florida and took electronics, jewelry and what they thought was an urn containing drugs. That was not the case. The urn contained the remains of the owners father, the burglars also took a container with the ashes of two great Danes...