dumb criminal

What comes around goes around. And sometimes, it comes around much quicker than you expect.

Poor guy just wanted his mommy. This guy went out of his mind after he was arrested for resisting arrest after he was found in a drunken uncontrollable state. Check out this video which I can't decide if it's funny or just sad.

If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”) This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.

Here’s a little pro tip for those of you planning on holding up a convenience store: make sure a cop isn’t standing right behind you. Otherwise you’ll look like an idiot like the criminal in this video.

Beano usually does the dumb criminal of the day in the morning and at nights I do the news story that makes you say, "What?!?!" I think this video covers both of those topics. The guy tries to run out of what looks like a convenience store with a couple cases of beer in his hands to the waiting getaway car. One problem though, his pants.