Obama Says “NO” to Building ‘Death Star’

"That's No Moon..." In sad news for nerds and Imperialists everywhere, President Obama has said that the 'Death Star' will not be part of the U.S. Military.

Apparently there was a petition going around to have the U.S. start building a 'Death Star'.  The petition had about 34,000 signatures on it and it was meant to spur job growths and our national defense. The only problem besides not being in a galaxy far, far away? (Or Maybe We are...) This project would cost over 850 quadrillion dollars! That is a lot of cash! Oh... and I guess the fact that the Obama administration doesn't support blowing up planets.