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Happy 2014! Lets start off right with Missed Connections!

cashier from king soopers on 11th ave - w4w - 22 (greeley)

 You are 22 u said. Ive gone through your lane about 8 times now. Don't worry we actually know each other. I am the one who always buys snickers bars. Lol you know my number so hit me up if you think you know who this is. :)

I think you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen.

should have - m4w (loveland/bank)

 I came into your bank on Monday to move some money around, and you were giving me a hard time about it. You offered your account number and I said it would be better to have an account number and .......... I should have asked you out, but others were around. What bank and what did I say would be nice with the account number

Girl With Dread Locks At Wild Boar - m4w - 30 (Fort Collins)

You work at the Wild Boar and I think your incredibly sexy! I get nervous if I ever have to take an order from you. Just wanted you to know that. Also, the rings you wear are hot as well.

Creeper stalking "Girl With Dread Locks At Wild Boar"

 As someone who works at coffee shops, I will tell you that you are coming across as a total creeper.

Baristas and bar tenders get "missed connections" so often that we and our coworkers keep an eye on CL just for fun.

The last time someone posted a missed connection for me, 4 people told me about it within 24 hours.

It is extremely likely that the barista you posted about learned of your post on the first day you put it up here.

Since then, you renewed your post at least twice.

There is a reason she has not responded to you.

You started off as someone who was too much of a coward to tell a woman you see regularly that you like her hair and rings.

That was extremely lame to start with.

Since you're reposting the same very lame stuff, you seem pathetic and - here it is again, just so you get the message - CREEPY.

She is not spending her days thinking of you, other than wondering how far you're going to go with this creepy pathetic behavior.

STOP IT and MOVE ON.

Loveland Fireman Tonight - w4m (Loveland)

 You were in my kitchen tonight! My buddy almost burnt down my apartment and we got it out before 2 or 3 trucks showed up to help. It was great way to start off

the first day of the new year! House full of firefighters! I hope I don't have to set my place on fire to see you again lol. Never posted before so here is a long long shot in the dark, but I asked you something about the uniform?

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