New Pill Will Make Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate

Every spouse who has suffered their partners flatulence may consider investing in this pill that may make your gas more enjoyable. I'm still trying to decide if this product is ridiculous or brilliant. The website Pillue Pet is currently selling pills for both humans and dogs, that eliminate or mask the smell of ones farts, no matter what you have eaten. They have one product that will make them smell like roses, and another that will even make them smell like chocolate. Creator of the pill Lutin Malin states on this website, that the inspiration of is invention was that "we were at table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves with our smelly farts. The gas wasn't that great for our table neighbours. So something had to be done about this. You can disguise the sound of a fart but not the stench."

So what do you think? Is this a product you need in your life, and what scent would you purchase, roses or chocolate?