Naked Senior Citizen Steals Pickup Truck From ‘Acquaintance’

How's this for a bizarre turn of events; in California a man was helping an elderly woman he knew buy new clothes after she wet herself, and she stole his truck! (And she did it while naked.)

According to the SGV Tribune, this all went down outside a TGI Fridays restaurant.

The woman, described as an acquaintance of the victim in her early-60s, fled in the man’s gray, extra cab, 2003 Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck...The woman had urinated herself, and the man was helping her buy fresh clothes when she drove away in his truck.

What the?!

This guy tries to help her out and she steals his truck?

'Officers we have a APB on a naked woman, mid 60's, driving a stolen silverado, she may be angry and covered in her own filth.'

[SGV Tribune]

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