Naked Man Covered In Crisco ‘Ready To Party’ – Dumb Criminal Of The Day

I guess nothing says, “Let’s Party!” quite like a naked, 41-year-old man covered in Crisco.

Just such a man was arrested while wandering around downtown Rock Island, Illinois.

According to QCTimes, police got a call about a naked man wandering the streets and sure enough, they found him buck-naked, carrying his pants and a can of cooking spray. Crisco cooking spray that he had used to coat his entire body.

He said he was looking for a place to party.

Mine and his definition of “party” must not be quite congruent.

Cops also found some meth in his shorts.

You know instead of making all those over-dramatic public service ads aimed at keeping kids off of drugs, maybe they should just put this guy’s story up with the tagline “You Don’t want to be this guy, do you?”

[QCTimes]

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