Men Busted Trying To Steal $65,000 Worth Of Tyson Frozen Chicken Wings

The Super Bowl is coming up, and you may have heard that there might be a chicken wing shortage! And these two stupid criminals from Georgia certainly aren’t making matters any better on the wing front.

They were arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings. (Yeah, no one will notice that.)

According to CBS Atlanta, the two men were part of a trio that tried to make off with 65-grand worth of Tyson frozen chicken wings. These two worked at Nordic Cold Storage and tried to steal about 26-thousand bags of the frozen appetizers.

That right there is what puts them in the “dumb criminal” category. How on earth did they think no one would notice that many missing chicken wings? And even if they had gotten away with it, how to you go about selling 26-thousand bags of wings? I love my wings, but I wouldn’t buy them from some dude’s van in a parking lot somewhere.

[CBS Atlanta]

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