Man Steals Poultry by Stuffing it in His Pants
Is that packaged poultry in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
A New Hampshire man was busted for stealing some poultry products by stuffing them in his pants.
According to WMUR, the 31-year-old allegedly hid the packaged poultry product in his pants and then walked out of the store, bypassing the whole bit where most people pay for groceries.
Employees stopped chicken-man and he was arrested shortly thereafter and charged with willful concealment.
I'm trying to imagine just what kind of poultry products he shoved down there; frozen turkeys, deli chopped chicken breasts, chicken nuggets? None of them seem to lend themselves to the idea of being stuffed down one's pants.
[WMUR]