Man Sits on Toilet, Gets Bit By Snake
Ok its bad enough to get bit by a snake in general, but on the toilet??? No thank you!
A man in Israel was just visiting parents, no big deal, and he went to go use the restroom. He sat down on the toilet to do his business and a snake bit his man bits. The snake, for some reason, slithered inside the bowl and was just hanging out.
Luckily, the snake was not venomous so there is the silver lining to this story.