Man Gets 9th DUI, Claims 'Beer Is My Coffee'

I'm not a fan of those who drink and drive, especially repeat offenders like this guy in Florida who was arrested for his 9th DUI. Guess what was his defense was when he got arrested? "Beer is my coffee".

This is not a smart human being.

According to Inquisitr, the 58-year-old had 'borrowed' a truck from a woman then drove thru a KFC restaurant. He was pulled over after employees called police because he could barely stand up. Police found he was severely inebriated and had 7 previous DUI convictions in Georgia and another in Florida.

Then he thoughtfully explained;