Longmont Woman Assaulted Boyfriend Because Of Macklemore’s ‘Thrift Shop’

A Longmont woman is facing charges after allegedly assaulting her boyfriend because he made her listen to Macklemore’s ‘Thrift Shop’. Now, in her defense, she heard the song 25-times in a row before she snapped.

According to the Smoking Gun, the young couple had been fighting about who drank all the alcohol in their house, (And yes, they were drunk while this argument escalated.) Apparently her boyfriend started singing along to the ‘Thrift Shop’ song and wouldn’t stop.

She says he sang it over and over again, while she told him to stop it over and over again. 25-times he sang it to her before she erupted and allegedly pushed him and started choking him.

“He just annoyed me,” [she] told police. She also reportedly confessed that, “I grabbed him around the throat” and “I did it for intimidation."

Police were called for a domestic disturbance report at the residence and now the woman faces charges of harassment, domestic violence and assault.

If ‘Thrift Shop’ is 3:55 long, that means she endured close an hour-and-a-half of her boyfriend’s Macklemore impression. I think that would drive me crazy too. Although, that doesn’t excuse the assault and the choking.

Just try saying “I’m gonna pop some tags,” 25-times in a row. It’s like torture, I can’t imagine the entire song 25-times.

Maybe these two shouldn’t have any alcohol in their house, and maybe delete the Macklemore song from their playlist.

For the record, if your boyfriend ever tries to play 'Thrift Shop' 25-times in a row, walking out the door and never coming back is probably a much better option than trying to choke him.

Now, just in case you've never heard the song, here you go:

  Listen at 3:50PM for the DUMB CRIMINAL code word and enter it here to win.

[Smoking Gun]