Fat, Sloppily Dressed Old Geezer + More – Missed Connections

Here are the highlights of the missed connections section on Craigslist.

These are copied just as they are written and who knows? One of them could be about you.

Cute blonde who walks in Rossborough neighborhood - m4w - 42 (Dunbar/Casa Grande)

I often see a cute blonde walking around the Rossborough neighborhood while I am out walking my dog or with my two boys. You are always walking alone, listening to your music, and I wonder if you are lonely or enjoying the time by yourself. I would love to hear from you and know how things are in your world.

fat, sloppily dressed old geezer on the flex bus - w4m - 31 (noco)

You are none of those things. You are never invisible. I've always seen you and loved you. Too bad you can't see how amazing you really are.
DSWYSB

Awsome Toss-Em - m4w - 41 (Fort Collins)

Beautiful red head in flowing black dress, who sang a bit right before the storm rolled in, I just wanted to say you looked incredible!! I was stoked to see you again after the storm passed and share cheese fries with you at the trail head. God I hope to see you again real soon you are so amazing!!

You live in my building - w4m - 25

We were doing laundry at the same time, you kept making me laugh with your "extensive" knowledge of laundry as you put it. I haven't laughed like that in a while... You said I'll see you around and I hope it's sooner than later. :) btw I do find concrete interesting...

A Ram Man Looking for my Buffalo Girl - m4w - 36 (Longmont)

We've only exchanged texts and a few phone calls, but you've captured my attention. You are a beautiful woman inside and out. I cannot wait to meet you in person. It has been a while since I've felt so positive and eager to meet someone. See you tomorrow Buffalo Girl

3 tire guys - w4mm - 41 (Parker St. Fort Collins)

If you were any of the 3 guys pushing the tire this afternoon to your new apartment, I got a really good picture on my phone. Let me know if you want it and I can text or email it to you.