Drunk Girls and a Large Sandwich – Missed Connections

It is time again for highlights of the "missed connections" section of craigslist.

These are copied just as they are written and one of them may be about you!

Mcdonald's manager - m4w - 27 (FOCO)

I hope you see this.

I was waiting on my meal when an angry customer came up to you and gave you a hard time. I smiled at you afterwards in hopes that it would help you not to be too upset about it and you smiled back. I just wanted you to know, from an outside perspective, you handled the situation with great tact and professionalism, and I really hope you didn't have a bad day because of that customer. Don't ever let people like that negatively affect your day, they're almost never worth it.

On a more personal side note, you are very pretty and if you see this and know who I am, and are interested in getting together maybe for a coffee or lunch sometime, reply with the first initial of your name. I read it on your name tag, pretty name for a pretty girl, if that makes you nervous (posting your name on the internet) if you remember what toy I bought, you can use that as well. I hope to hear from you, and if I don't, take care.

White Ford Ranger Pizza Delivery Driver - m4w - 99 (Windsor)

You were behind me for most of your drive last night from fort collins to windsor. We took the road behind the golf course and kept looking at eachother. I have seen you deliver pizza to my neighbors house a few times. You have a Rocky Mountian Firearms sticker on your back window. Just wanted to tell you that you are so damn cute! Let me know what color of truck i was driving and if you even remember me. :)

Subway cutie, couldn't fold my sandwich :) - m4w - 27 (South Loveland)

Yes, that's a big sandwich. Lol. It was a long day volunteering and I forgot lunch so...I was starving! lol I don't know if your smiles where flirtatious or not, but you where cute as a button! And you did a great job with the sandwich even tho you had to call in backup for the fold-up. In the odd event that you may see this, Id love to see that smile again! Hit me up if you want...I know you remember me. ;-)

random drunk girl in my trans am - m4w - 26 ( fort collins)

You were the random drunk girl that was sitting on my car at the Western gas station. I tried to offer you a ride home but you were too inebriated to tell me where to take you and instead ended up passing out in my car. You became lucid about 6am and somewhat panicked. I was finally able to figure out where to take you then. Like I said, nothing happened other than the cuddling you asked me for. I would not take advantage of that, I am no rapist. Anyways I figured after I spent 5 hours with a drunk stranger she would at least give me the time of day later on, I guess not. Also, you left one of your earrings in my car and I'd like to return it.

random kissing - m4w - 24 (old town sqaure)

you where looking rather sad, when my very drunk friend struck up a conversation with you and forced me out of my shell. i told you why you were beautiful (and I meant it) and then we made out for a while. i wanted to keeping hanging out with you but i had to work the next day. why didnt i ask for you number, im rather shy when it comes to that.

anyway i would like to take you out again, (this time like a gentlemen).

if you read this please respond with why you were sad so i know its you.