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Amanda Bynes Might Actually Beat Her Latest Arrest After All
After Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of her window, everyone assumed the cops would find copious amounts of drugs in her apartment and throw the book at her.
But it turns out they didn't -- so Amanda might be set to walk away from the incident without so much as a wrist-slap.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Even Courtney Love Thinks Amanda Bynes Needs to Pull Herself Together
Courtney Love, perhaps upset that she's been cast off Hot Mess Isle by Amanda Bynes, has taken to Twitter to inject herself into the latter's ongoing crazy saga.
John Mayer + Katy Perry ‘Seem to Be Back Together’ at Her Memorial Day Party
Katy Perry has been a busy lady. In between platonic wedding-watching with Robert Pattinson, she managed to throw an A-list Memorial Day party -- and one of her invited guests was off-and-on boyfriend John Mayer.
Cue the "oh no, not again" eye rolling.
It’s Tuesday, So Leonardo Dicaprio Has a New Supermodel Girlfriend [PHOTOS]
Leonardo Dicaprio switches out Victoria's Secret models the way most of us lowly peasants switch out socks. (You guys do that once every few weeks, right?)
Well, it's about that time, so he's now hooked up with German bombshell Toni Garrn.
Jennifer Lawrence Has an Utterly Insane Stalker Who Thinks He’s the Second Coming of Jesus
A 23-year-old Canadian man (and complete creeper) has been apprehended in Jennifer Lawrence's hometown of Louisville, Ky. after harassing her family in an attempt to meet her.
Amanda Bynes Was Not Groped by the NYPD, Says the NYPD
At this point, Amanda Bynes' life is like one of those old, wooden roller coasters you don't want to stand up on for fear of being decapitated. She's rapping, she's been groped, she's wig-shopping. In short, she's a super busy girl.
Now the NYPD is trying to make her a life a little simpler by scuttling one of the many lawsuits she's threatening to file -- because according to them, she wasn't sex
So Janet Jackson Is a Billionaire Now
This year Janet Jackson finally joined the billionaires club -- and if you think it's only because her new husband, retail mogul Wissam Al Mana, is stupid rich, think again.
Janet earned her own billion thanks to a string of successful albums, tours, and the occasional (cringe-worthy) acting role.
Amanda Bynes Punted from a Plane After Trying to Sub Out a Google Vanity Search for Actual ID
Professional hot mess Amanda Bynes was denied access to a private jet over the weekend after trying to use a Google vanity search in lieu of government-issued ID.
Ricky Gervais Picked a Twitter Fight With Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce … and God
Funnyman Ricky Gervais -- who has made no secret of his atheism -- recently took to his Twitter feed in the wake of the devastating tornado in Oklahoma to call out some fellow celebs that he felt should've been more tangible with their sympathy.
Two Tabloid Photographers Claim Amanda Bynes Is Doing Drugs + Has Dirty Hobbit Feet
Amanda Bynes has been relatively silent lately, signaling the inevitable meltdown that was to come. And (ta-dah!) it's here -- in the form of a new report that Amanda is drugging it up, shirking personal hygiene and blacking out her windows.
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Wait to Get Back on the Adderall Train
It's been over a week since Lindsay Lohan's doctors cut off her Adderall supply and, consequently, she began carving a tunnel through the wall of her room at the Betty Ford clinic with a spoon.
Now she's vowing to stock up on the drug the second she leaves. Hopefully the good folks at Walgreens carry riot gear.