full acrylic dentureI thought things like this only happened in cartoons and CW sitcoms, but a Pittsburgh man was arrested after fighting with police and throwing his dentures at them.

At least he didn’t try to gum them after that…

According to CBS, the 71-year-old was ticked off because police had blocked his driveway for about ten minutes. (Never mind that the offending officer had pulled over to assist a car accident victim.)

The crotchety old man starting fighting with police and ended up pulling his teeth out and throwing them at officers.

I want to know what it took the cop on the receiving end of the denture-fastball to not start bursting into laughter.

[CBS]

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