Woman With No Pants Steals Meat From Grocery Store

Just imagine how many innuendos you can come up with that headline!

An 18-year-old Wisconsin woman is accused of standing on a street corner, naked from the waist down after stealing some pricey steaks from a grocery store.

According to PostCrescent.com, police received a call one afternoon about a woman with no pants standing on the corner of a busy intersection. She was with a man whom, I’m assuming, was still wearing his pants. Once police arrived she put her clothes back on and the two tried to make a fleet-footed getaway.

Her man-friend escaped, but police caught up to her and found that she had three large beefsteaks that had been stolen from a nearby grocery store.

This girl is no stranger to theft, she has been charged twice before with retail theft, plus has seen charges of resisting an officer.

I want to know why she wasn’t wearing pants! I’d think the last thing you’d want to do after robbing a place would be to draw any attention to yourself. Standing on a street corner, sans pants, seems like you’re just asking for trouble.

And when I hear about a pant-less woman stealing meat, it takes all I have to keep the immature part of my brain at bay.

Listen at 3:50PM for the DUMB CRIMINAL code word and enter it here to win.

[PostCrescent.com]