Woman Drives Drunk To Try and Fulfill Her ‘Cop Fantasy’ – Dumb Criminal of the Day

There are plenty of people who have imagined a dirty cop fantasy (The kind that litter the ‘romance’ section at bookstores). But, a Pennsylvania woman took her would-be cop fantasy a little too far.

Let’s just say that driving around drunk trying to get picked up by a cop is not the best way to get on their good graces.

According to CBS News, witnessed reported seeing a red Chevy driving erratically at speeds over 90MPH. Callers gave police the plate numbers of the car and they sent a state trooper to the address of the vehicle’s owner.

When he knocked he was greeted by a severely inebriated female in her underwear. She handed the trooper two yellow roses and invited him in because she had been thinking about all the naughty things she could do with a man of the law.

A “cop fantasy” she called it.

The officer eventually got her to admit that she had been driving under the influence and her blood alcohol content was four times the legal limit. She was booked on charges of DUI and a host of other traffic violations. And no, she never got to fulfill her cop fantasy.

If you want to catch a cop’s eye, drunk driving will do it, but it probably put you behind bars before it lands you a uniformed lover.

[CBS News]

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