Thieves are Stealing Garden Gnomes in Longmont
Ok, this is simply a weird story. Someone or a group of people are stealing garden gnomes from people's property in Longmont.
According to the Denver Post, Longmont PD has received several calls about random gnome thefts! See, I told you this was a weird story. If you happen to live in Longmont and have a garden gnome in your front yard, you might want to relocate them to the backyard for the time being until the gnome thieves are apprehended for gnomeknapping.
Source: Denver Post