man gets dumped buys halo armor

This is an extremely geeky story and I love it. For those of you who don't know, "Halo" is a series of video games in where you play as Master Chief, a future soldier called a spartan, who battles against the alien race known as the "Covenant". Now that I gave you a very, very brief back story on "Halo", we can get to the story about Eric Smith.