Dumb Criminal of the Day

A woman in Florida apparently called 911 because someone at Village Inn served her "raw waffles". This serves as a sad reminder to all of us, that half of the population is well below average intelligence.

I am assuming that one of the secrets to a successful burglary is a quick and speedy getaway. Returning to a home where you just stole a sound system to try and find the remote control you didn't take, is a good way to save police a lot of work and get yourself thrown in jail right away.

You can file. "I need to get my crackpipe," pretty high on the list of things you shouldn't say to police as they are arresting you. That was a brilliant move made by a 43-year-old man in California.

"Go jump in a lake" is a rude way to tell someone to leave you alone. Actually jumping in a lake is a stupid way to evade police, especially while wearing handcuffs.

A woman in Florida apparently called 911 because someone at Village Inn served her "raw waffles". This serves as a sad reminder to all of us, that half of the population is well below average intelligence.

If your a criminal planning to intimidate someone and steal their money, your have failed miserably if your intended victim turns and cracks-up for the surveillance video.

Note to self: Stealing is bad, but stealing in Indiana is really bad. A man there is facing felony theft charges after stealing a single hot dog from a convenience store.

Remember the old saying about 'not shooting the messenger'? Well, you probably shouldn't bite him either. An Ohio man was arrested after pepper-spraying a postal worker after not receiving a check he was expecting.

The last thing a criminal should leave behind at the scene of a crime is a wallet and driver's license. Thankfully, most criminals aren't the smartest people on earth.Take, for instance, this guy who robbed a 7-11 in Denver on Tuesday and left leave his own wallet and I behind.

Remember back in the day when you had to go to a video rental store to find a movie to watch on a Friday night and there was always somebody complaining about having to pay a late return fee? Well a South Carolina woman recently spent a night in jail because of a movie she rented and never returned all the way back in 2005.

Remember the old saying about 'not shooting the messenger'? Well, you probably shouldn't bite him either. An Ohio man was arrested after pepper-spraying a postal worker after not receiving a check he was expecting.

Call me crazy, but the delivery and infant ward of a hospital with your pregnant girlfriend, is neither the time nor the place to get high. Apparently this Florida man thought otherwise.